Pants 0. Shit 1.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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