i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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