Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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