On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
