question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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