why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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