honey bunches of taint.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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