Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
