let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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