Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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