I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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