So drunk its hurt
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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