google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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