i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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