I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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