White coat. Heels.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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