no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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