when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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