no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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