another moral hangover. fuck.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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