the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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