i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i think i have herpe
just one?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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