Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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