I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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