She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
it's great music for shaving your balls
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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