You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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