the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
