So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
