And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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