Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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