why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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