First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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