YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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