You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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