She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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