I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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