whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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