school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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