so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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