Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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