When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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