I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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