I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
my vag is so smooth its legendary
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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