i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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