i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I will be naked everywhere
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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