come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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