We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
time to smoke my breakfast
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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