Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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