I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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