We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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