It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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