haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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