I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My cat gives me a boner
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I can't turn off my feet"
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
