I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
