Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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