i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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