Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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